Showing posts with label bad blogger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad blogger. Show all posts

Monday, October 15, 2012

So I Have This Theory...

Did Someone Mention Miley Cyrus? 

What if I said no and ended the post right here? Its tempting honestly but... I couldn't bring myself to blog like in a week and for some reason you all seem to adore my Army Pants and Flip Flops post so I wanted to just give you something along the same lines.  It will be a quick post and I'm hoping to be struck by inspiration (hint hint comment!) and start to get into some new issues so ask questions, tell me about your favorite things, lets bond guys! 

So getting on to the real deal, you all know my favorite movie Mean Girls and if you don't well then get out from underneath the rock you must be living under and go watch it. But actually it will change your life. Anyways, I would like to recount my adventures on the internet machine copyright Jenna Marbles to you,  I was roaming around the great unknown that is the internet when I found this:

I'm dying.  First off I would like to say that this is just mean, and Miley if that haircut makes you happy then we are happy for you <3 but uh.. well.. I can't lie, I see the resemblance.  So I guess if your ever thinking "gee I wonder what would happen if you mixed a little Can't Be Tamed, some Harry Potter and a smidge of Mean Girls" you can just refer to this and it becomes pretty clear.  And it looks very blonde.  

While we are on the subject lets just play with celeb looks that are unfortunately similar to other stuff on the internet. Ok GO! Activate List Maker:

1. Obviously Tom Felton and Miley Cyrus, you guys have such wonderful golden locks?
     

2. Zoey Deschanel and Katy Perry, fun fact is that Katy is actually blonde but went brunette to "stand out," didn't account for Zoey did you?  
Maybe its the bangs?
but not to worry because then Katy did this
Katy Perry two-toned hair A Part of Me Premiere
the purple hair helps us find her in a crowd... that and the bra that shoots whipped cream.

3) No words...
tina-fey-sarah-palin
except maybe Palin 20...uhm 16? I don't know man, and thank you Tina Fey for being wonderful and making Mean Girls the best movie. EVER.

4) Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman, you mean to tell me you two are different people!?
keira knightley and natalie portman
Oh and thanks Natalie for making it impossible for me to sleep like a year after seeing the Black Swan, I appreciate it.  Kiera, I don't know where you've been girl but Pirates made my childhood.

5) And last but not least Kermit, a lovely Italian greyhound, and Snoop Dogg.  I wonder if he took the name because he looks like a dog or if he looks like a dog because of the name?
its uncanny really.

Oh and then there's this....

<3,
     Regan

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Formal Apolgoies

This is a formal apology for being the worst.  I didn't blog like AT ALL this week :( I am such a bad blogger, and I have the tag to prove it.  Irregardless, i know that isn't a real word for some reason people have actually been reading my blog! Wait what!? Your saying I have fans!? I am so flattered and appreciative and I am so so so so so sorry that I am the worst blogger.  I promise I'll get better and the blogs will start coming more frequently in a timely manner.  Oh and I am also so devastated that I didn't get a chance to blog yesterday.  Do you know what day it was?
That's right it was October 3rd, National Mean Girls day. And a wednesday! and I didn't get to share it with you guys! Saddest thing ever. Well on a lighter note I feel like I owe you guys so today is a (guess!) yay you guessed right! DOUBLE BLOG DAY! WOOHOO! So continue on to the newer post to check out the third installment of my Makeup Series! Oh and guys don't be shy we are all friends here, if you have any questions, comments or just want to  make a shout out please use the comment box! 

<3,
     Regan  

P.S. Holla to all my readers I think we can be friends ;) keep reading! tell a friend! leave a comment! Oh and if I'm being a really bad blogger and you need something to read check out a blog I personally love.  Its called Imperfectly Preppy with a dot com. I'm afraid to put a link because the last time I put a link blogger took my blog away for a whole 2 days as spam! the nerve. anyways if you do check out the blog I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to post a comment saying Regan from Expecting Reality sent you.  She won't even know what hit her!

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Eyeliner



I was planning on doing a drugstore bought beauty bundle sorta thing today where I told you all my big favorites for itty bitty price points but.... then I remembered that as a 15 year old I have school tomorrow.  And homework. So unfortunately somethings gotta give and while I'd love to drop Catcher in the Rye in order to blog I have a feeling my teachers just wouldn't be too keen on that excuse, "well you see I promised my readers I would talk about what to buy when it comes to drugstore makeup so I just didn't get to your work.." Yeah right.  Plus I'm trying to keep some anonymity, like a super hero, because I mean I'm a busy girl can't have hordes of adoring fans throwing themselves at my in between classes right? and yes I'm talking about the 3 people that read this blog, who may or may not live in the good US of A.  So rather that give you what your expecting I will give you something unexpected (ahhah expect the unexpected kiddies because I'm spontaneous and exciting.) And so today's blog will skip ahead a little bit to EYELINER! Yay! Only I could be so excited about a blog on makeup.

So, my little blog is called Expecting Reality so I thought I should start off with what you expect when putting on eyeliner and the reality of how you look:
 Here's the scene, its the end of the day and your on your way out of gym class after changing and freshening up in the locker room you are on your way out when you spot one of the cuter boys in your gym class leaning against the wall. He says hey as you pass. You turn around to give him a smoldering look with you eyes adorned with slightly smokey eye you eyeliner done to perfection or so you thought.
This is the look you think your giving him:
 
And he is your's instantaneously. Smokey eye perfection.

Unfortunately however, you have yet to master the art of eyeliner and this is the look you actually give him:
"Hi. Do you want to go out with me!?!?!"
And he will be scared and the answer will be no.

(Slightly over dramatic but you get my point.)

And that my dear friends is why eyeliner is so important.  So how do you get eyeliner perfect everytime? Some people will tell you that different looks require different types of eyeliner, they are right, but that doesn't stop me from arguing with them.  Eyeliner is one of the few things in makeup that you should play it safe with, at least until you can handle it.  So if you have never used liquid liner don't try to apply it after painstakingly doing your entire face 15minutes before Homecoming.  That's just a breakdown waiting to happen.  So pick an eyeliner medium that you like: kohl, gel, liquid or even powder (shadow eyeliner) determine which one works for you and eventually you can branch out.  

Kohl eyeliner is basically the same as a pencil eyeliner which is probably more common.  This goes with practically any look but some people freak a little bit about using a pencil on there eyes.  When your careful its practically impossible to hurt yourself with it.  I like to use a nude or white eyeliner pencil on my waterline (the bottom inside part of your eyelid, just above the lower lash line. This widens they eye by opening up the whites, while using a black or dark color on the waterline can make the eye appear smaller but darker and more "haunting."  A major pro about Kohl eyeliners is that they are easiest to smudge, in a good way!, to get a smokey eye look.  A big tip during the warmer months is to keep your eyeliner in the fridge, sounds weird but then its cool and won't melt and smear all over your face.
Gel or cream eyeliners are my favorite.  They typically come in little pots and are applied with thin brushes. I personally think that the brush makes application easier and a thinner line than any of the other mediums can achieve.  However a big con is that when its cold the gel can sometimes freeze up a little making it hard to spread.  Gel eyeliner has more of a sheen to it, similar to liquid, and it can be found in a bunch of colors but I prefer black, purple or brown.
Liquid eyeliner is one of the hardest things to do. ever. that is if you aren't skilled at it.  Liquid eyeliner shows all of your mistakes in jet black, every shake of your hand, every stray dot.  However if its applied with a steady and confident hand then it can take your look from plain to amazing.  I really don't recommend it for everyday use but on special occasions, its a crowd pleaser.  I wish I had more to say but honestly this is the one thing I tend to shy away from because well I'm accident prone and liquid eyeliner is an accident waiting to happen.  In fact because I'm spiteful, here is a picture of not the product but an accident born of this dangerous product:
And that's what would cause the meltdown before your dance. But in all seriousness I feel kind of bad bashing liquid eyeliner because if its done well it looks so good and I'm just mad because I don't have that skill down yet. Boo. 

Last but not least, Shadow for eyeliner.  This is kind of cheating and in my opinion for beginners only. When i was first trying out makeup I would do this a lot.  You take a brush, similar to a gel eyeliner brush, wet it and roll it in eyeshadow.  Then sweep the makeshift eyeliner onto eyelids.  The end.  It was quick and easy, the result was sort of lack luster and often only lasted a few hours but I guess for like 7th grade it got the job done.  

this is "seventh grade me" if i was a stock photo super excited about eyeliner! Yay eyeliner!

This short little quick post got really lengthy. Oh boy. Well I have more to say but I'm going to have to call it quits for today.  I'll finish up in Eyeliner Part Dos another time. 
Until then. 
<3,
    Regan

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Work With What You've Got!

Everyone, I would like to inform you of the sad truth.  As a side effect of being a 15 year old girl, I am basically always broke.  So while I would like to live in Free People, True Religion and 7 For All Man Kind I am confined to wearing Forever 21 and Abercrombie (kids because its cheaper shhh.) I'm assuming my readers (that is if I have any... my pageviews don't lie so I'm looking at about 1 reader) are in the same boat so have no fear you can still dress cute this fall on your microscopic "babysitters" budget.

First off, this post is dedicated to working with what you already own before you go out and buy something new.  Summer came and went and now all you have left to remember it are your cute colored shorts, tank tops and flowy shirts, and flip flops. But who said you need to retire your summer attire just yet? Why can't you wear your summer staples in the fall?  Here's how its done:

     1. Short Skirt/Long Jacket: Yes inspired by the song by Cake I am an avid follower of this look.  For fall and a more wearable look try short shorts and a long sweater.  Its trendy yet you can do it with practically anything in your closet all you need is your favorite jean booty shorts and your best fall button down cardi.
 
     2. Layer your Sundress:  Sundresses are a must in summer but who says you can't still rock your favorite ones in the fall.  A basic dress can be given a more casual fall/ school look with the addition of a belted cardi, your favorite scarf,  boots and fun tights.  A plus is this outfit is super cute and ultra cosy!
      3. Scarves in every color: Fall is known for more neutral and muted  colors but this should be all the more reason to spice it up with some of your summer faves.  If your like me, this summer you rocked some fun and colorful patterned scarves, super light material for summer but super comfy in the fall.  Add a scarf to just about any look (these from american eagle are my favorite.)
      5.  Wear your summer tops and tanks with jeans and sweaters: this is pretty obvious and self explanatory but just because its a summery shirt doesn't mean it can't work in the fall.  Bright hues and daring patterns can add a lot of finesse to your fall wardrobe.   (and by self explanatory I mean I'm too lazy to get you a picture so you guys can figure that one out, and if you cant... well then there is no helping you.)
    6. Final and most important: HAVE FUN.  Mix and Match, try new things and be adventurous with your clothes.  As long as you look confident and happy in what your wearing, the outfit will always be a hit!

<3,
    Regan

       P.S. Sorry this was sooo late.  Technical difficulties,  and by this I mean I ran out of inspiration, gave up for about a day and then didnt come back to it until like... now (but shhhh if I blame it on the computer no one will ever know!) Oh and then i forgot my password.... again.  So I'm trying to be better, just bear with me. Oh and guys use the comment box pretty please, give me a little motivation! I mean is anyone even reading this??